Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Some fun rules
Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...