Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...