Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
No Jobs.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...