You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
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Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Modem Addiction
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Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
Tips on Love by Kids!
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Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Drinking too much
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Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...