Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...