How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...