Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Fun Toungue Twister!
Here’s a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Admit that you did that
|An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...