Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.