I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood
by : Tina Mancuso and Paul Coen 10. Watch the bag fill. 9. Hyperventilate....
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...