Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...