A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
The plumber has arrived
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Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...