Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Stockbroker at I.R.S.
|The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...