Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
The Snow White Ad!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...