Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Sudanese government
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.