Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
25 Fun Pool Activities
1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won’t come down...
Very Short Lists
Very Short Lists:1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors2) List of...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...