Will this operation hurt me at all?
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Don’t say this to a cop
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The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”