Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...