Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Trust a fellow officer
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Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Victorias Secret…
TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA’S SECRET10. Does this come...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...