Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
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A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
The dyslexic satanist.
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The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
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Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
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Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
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