Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe....
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...