Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Gathering chickens
|The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
rolling stones
|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...