Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Weight Control
Weight ControlHere’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...