My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
Some professions
Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...