One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
In Just 3 Words…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...