Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
How do guys in jail…..
How do prisoners in jail talk to each other?With their cell phones!
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
Debate the stop sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...