Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...