The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...