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A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...