Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...