Return your keys
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In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....