Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
English is a Crazy Language
English is a Crazy Language From: Charlie IndelicatoLet’s face it — English is a...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...