5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Nite before Xmas – Net Style!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...