I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...