Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...
Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...