Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...