To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
What does
What does “WIFE” stand for?Washing Ironing Food Entertainment
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...