Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
The Ride
Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...