Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...