The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...