Orange and Banana
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The woman is on fire
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Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
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Whorehouse
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Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
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A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...