Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...