Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...