How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
Temperatures and What They Mean
Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...