The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
This pill allows you to fly
|A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...