Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!