What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
Fortune Cookie….
The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you...