Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...