Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
English is a Crazy Language
English is a Crazy Language From: Charlie IndelicatoLet’s face it — English is a...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...