How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
How Army policy began
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What kind of clothes are there?
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