Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
The corporate boat race
|An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...